Warm Bodies is Romeo and Juliet

warmromeoAs I was watching the movie of Warm Bodies I noticed something. That something was that Warm Bodies was basically Romeo and Juliet, with zombies. We’ll explore a few of the points that make it so. There are a few areas I want to address. These are names and character similarities,  feuding families, dreams, and key scenes.

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Let’s dig right in with the first category.

Names and Character Similarities

Let’s list the two groups of main characters for each and compare them.

Warm Bodies

R-zombie love lead

Julie-human love lead

M-R’s best guy

Perry-Julie’s former love interest

Nora-Julie’s confidant, wants to be a nurse

Romeo and Juliet

Romeo-human love lead

Juliet-human love lead

Mercutio-Romeo’s best guy

Paris-Juliet’s promised man

Nurse-Juliet’s confidant and is a nurse




So, as you can see, there are a few similarities, primarily first initials.

Let’s start by comparing the two Rs, those would be R and Romeo. The thing is, they both start with R and what do they do? They fall in love with a girl whose name is Julie or Juliet. Both of these Rs are, in fact, attached to someone else before they meet Julie/Juliet. In Rs case he has a zombie wife and zombie kids. He never knows the zombie wife’s name. In Romeo’s case, he fawns over a woman named Rosaline. Rosaline never looks his way at all. In the case of R and his zombie wife, the zombie wife readily cheats on R when he starts dragging Julie around, but I guess that is pretty fair.

Then we have Julie and Juliet. Julie is the daughter of basically the city commander in the city where Julie and some other survivors live. He is very important. His number one enemy are the zombies. Julie actually takes it upon herself to call herself by her mother’s maiden name instead of her father’s name. Her mother’s maiden name is Cabernet. Juliet Capulet, Julie Cabernet, again, with the initials. Julie and Juliet are both a little willful. Both are attached to men before they meet their respective Rs. Julie is dating Perry and Juliet is being engaged to Paris. Both of these men are considered a catch to their respective families.

On to the Ms! M is R’s best friend. They spend time together. They talk about things, sort of. They go hunting together. R knows M’s quirks and M knows R’s quirks. Just like friends should be. In the case of Romeo, he spends his time with Mercutio. They go hang out together. They crash parties together. I think they’re actually related, I’m not ond-hundred percent sure on that answer though. Basically both sets of Ms and Rs are partners in debauchery.

On to the Ps! Perry is Julie’s boyfriend. They’ve been together for a couple of years, but Perry changes. He changes primarily when his father is killed in a construction accident. He actually muses on the fact that in a world full of zombies that his father got killed by something so mundane. He sort of becomes general Gregio’s right-hand man. He almost worships General Gregio, who is also Julie’s father. The same kind of situation is going on over in Romeo and Juliet world with Paris. Paris obviously respects Lord Capulet. He respects his opinions and he respects his family. Paris is also a well-respected member of society in Verona. When he asks for Juliet’s hand in marriage, the family is pretty much like, “Yeah, that’s pretty good.” Nurse even kind of gets the hots for him when talking to Juliet. He gets her fire going if you know what I mean.

On to the Ns! Nora is Julie’s best friend, but it wasn’t always this way. They tell each other everything. They go places together. Where one is, the other follows. Nora, at times, even performs this protective function to Julie. She even helps Julie sneak R into the city and dress him up as a real person. Now to mention the troubled past, Nora actually slept with Perry when she first came to the city, as in, Julie’s boyfriend Perry. Everybody made up though. Oh yeah, Nora wants to be a nurse. Nurse Nora. So let’s look at Nurse in the world of Shakespeare. Nurse takes care of Juliet. They confide in each other. Nurse helps Juliet sneak Romeo into her bedroom so they can have sex. Nurse also gets the hots for Paris.

Those are my character and name comparisons.

Feuding Families

In both cases, Warm Bodies and Romeo and Juliet, the families are basically at war. In Warm Bodies the reason for the war is kind of obvious. If one group of people is trying to eat another group of people they probably are going to be at war. In Romeo and Juliet, the reason the families are feuding is never given. Maybe someone looked at someone else funny one day and that set the whole thing off. I wasn’t there, nobody else was either, because it never happened.

History is full of feuding families. A couple of historical events come to mind that involved families basically at war with one another. I’m thinking firstly of the Hatfields and McCoys and secondly of something like the War of the Roses. In both instances pieces of families were going at it. They were killing each other. It’s the same in both of our stories. Each group killed the heck out of the other group. I do think Romeo’s group of people was a little more civilized than Rs group of people.

Yes, I do think the rest of the airport zombies are R’s family. They do things together. They live together. They eat together. They spend time together. They’re family. Sometimes they even fight with each other, just like a real family.


Dreams are something that are mentioned in both tales. Romeo and Mercutio talk of dreams. A couple of them are even explained as I recall, but I wasn’t paying that much attention. In R and M’s cases, both of them begin to dream. In fact, both tales have mention of dreams in an orchard. There is mention of fruit trees both here and there. R hadn’t dreamt as a zombie, but he learned to dream as he became more human and so did M.

Dreaming is something some scientists consider that sets us apart from animals. We know that some animals dream. I don’t know what of, but we’ve all had a dog who whines in his sleep and acts like he is growling at something. It happens. Sometimes when you have this amazing, or really weird dream, you have to tell your friends. This is what happens in both tales. Both Rs and both Ms have some dreams and they tell each other about it. It’s part of their banter. Besides debauchery, they do actually talk about things.

Key Scenes

There are several scenes that happen in both tales. There is a standoff between the two Ps and the two Ms. There is a balcony scene between the two Rs and Js. There is a suicide scene in both tales. I’ll explain that in a bit. Lastly, there is a subsequent “make up” scene in both tales.

Let’s get to the standoff. The standoff occurs at different points in these two tales. In Romeo and Juliet, the standoff is at the very end. Romeo kills Paris. It’s not any different in Warm Bodies, with the exception of some timing. The standoff in this tale actually happens towards the beginning. It’s something of a catalyst for the rest of the story. R kills Perry. He eats Perry’s brain and tries to take his memories. More importantly, R takes Perry’s woman. This happens in both tales. The two Rs steal the two Ms girls.

Yes, that famous balcony scene exists in both tales. In both tales we find Rs below balconies trying to call up to their beloved Js. Romeo comes to tell Juliet that he loves her. He thinks she’s all that and a bag of chips. R comes to tell Julie that he misses her and maybe also that bonies want to kill everyone. I have no idea who they symbolize in terms of Romeo and Juliet. In both scenes R comes to Js’ bedrooms, which has a balcony for some reason. The Js are spoiled ok? They’re spoiled. I never had a balcony for men to profess their love for me under when I was growing up, not that any men would have been doing that. There probably would have just been some howling dogs or something down there. Both Rs are at their most eloquent moments. R has learned more speech, or rather remembered more speech. He comes to Julie and speaks in complete sentences. Romeo spouts of a bunch of crap about how Juliet is like the morning sun. For the record, I have never heard a teenager talk like that. I don’t think it’s actually possible, but this is Shakespeare we’re talking about. People didn’t talk normally when Shakespeare was around apparently.

Now, the suicide scene. We all know that Romeo and Juliet end up dead because they’re airheads. They kill themselves over puppy love. One chooses a dagger and the other poison. Idiots! Both of them! There are some eloquent words involved in their deaths. They both decide they cannot live without the other. It’s just not possible. There is no way. It’s the same for Warm Bodies, but our two characters actually live. You may be asking how there is a suicide scene if the characters live? Well let me explain…at one point, Julie and R are running away from all the people with guns. They end up on a high wall. They decide to jump. They will not be separated. R uses his half-dead body as a cushion for Julie. They jump off a wall that is like ten stories tall. They should be dead. Their act implies death. Anybody else would be dead, but Rs half dead body made it possible for both of them to live, well, sort of, for R.

Now after the two Rs and two Js commit suicide, sort of, the feuding families make up. They look at their differences and they say, “We’re really not so different.” They decide to get along. They decide to work together to rebuild what they torn down with their feud. The Capulets and Montagues decide to be buddies. The zombies and the people decide to try and help each other live.


This post took a lot of effort, but I think it was worth it. If we can’t see old stories repeated in out modern-day lives, we’re missing out on a lot of experiences. Isaac Marion basically re-wrote Romeo and Juliet with zombies. He re-wrote what some people consider to be the greatest love story of all time. He put a spin on it that would appeal to our youngsters these days. We all know, it’s all about the zombies. I still haven’t figured out why that is. Zombies are pervading our society, not actually pervading it, but in our media, zombies are everywhere. Let’s hope the real thing never comes to town.

#265 Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare


This is my classic for the month, so nobody complain about that, alright? Ok, let’s get into this. There are a couple of reasons I read this book. One, was because I needed a classic for the month and what is more classic than Shakespeare? Two, I wanted to do a comparison between Warm Bodies and Romeo and Juliet, that’s on the way. I will admit, I have read this before. It’s been a while. I think I had to read it for a class or two in high school and in college. I am not a huge fan of Skakespeare. I do believe the man was gifted, if it was him who wrote these things in the first place. I do know there are some people who contend that Shakespeare did not in fact write everything attributed to him. I don’t know enough about the whole situation to say one way or the other, but it certainly is plausible. People have been stealing other people’s work since the dawn of time, pretty much.

So we all know what happens in this story. Two loser teenagers meet each other at a party, but their families are having a feud. You might better be able to equate this with the Hatfields and Mccoys rather than Shakespeare. I do believe there was actually something of a Romeo and Juliet situation in that whole feud, but I’ve forgotten exactly how it went. If you’re not familiar with what a feud is, I will tell you. Two groups of people decide to hate each other for some small reason. They often forget what the reason is while they are fighting and will defend this feud unto death. I actually recently watched a show about modern-day gypsies in the UK who still have feuds going on. They stage fights and people go to jail. Most of the time nobody is hurt too badly.

So these two loser teenagers meet at this party. They both have people they like before this party. Romeo is all, “Oh Rosaline, you’re such hot stuff, why won’t you look my way,” It actually reminds me of Rocko and Melba in the show Rocko’s Modern Life. I couldn’t find a Youtube video of this so you’ll just have to imagine. I couldn’t even find a picture of Rocko being all lovesick over Melba. Why wasn’t the internet more prevalent in those days? Oh well. Then we have Juliet who is promised to a man named Paris. Basically from what I can tell Paris is a pedophile. Juliet’s parents are kind of like, “I don’t know she’s so young. She’s only fourteen,” and Paris is all like, “Well, girls younger than her have been knocked up.” That pretty much settles the argument right there.

So they meet at this party and they instantly go gah-gah over each other. “Oh Romeo you’re the most awesome thing ever. It’s a good thing I’m imagining Leonardo DiCaprio in my head.” They make a plan to get married. Remember Juliet is fourteen, and stupid. Remember Romeo is also a teenager, and stupid. So they make this plan. They go to Friar Lawrence, I don’t think I spelled that right, and he marries them right up. No questions asked. There are no consent forms from parents. There are no legalities to worry about. This friar just marries two stupid teenagers without even thinking of repercussions. Nevermind, that this whole thing is set during a time when your children are your pawns. The more kids you have to marry to more wealthy families, the better off you are. Kids didn’t pick who they got to marry. I always find it interesting that in societies where arranged marriage is practiced, or was practiced, there was always a certain degree of infidelity that was just expected.

Romeo and Juliet are married for all of twenty minutes, well maybe more, when stuff starts to happen, bad stuff. Romeo gets in a fight. Tybalt kills Mercutio, who is Romeo’s friend, then Romeo kills Tybalt who is Juliet’s cousin. Needless to say, this doesn’t do a lot to help the ongoing feud. The prince, whoever that is, finds out and decrees that Romeo must be banished. Plans are made for Juliet to marry Paris, oh yeah that’s right, bigamy. Juliet is like, “No, I’m already married, I’ve been married for three hours, it’s not like this marriage could be annulled or anything.” So the nurse, the friar, and maybe a few other people, help Juliet and Romeo have sex. Then Romeo sneaks out the window when Juliet’s mom comes in her bedroom to tell her that she is going to be married of like a goat being sold at the auction in just a couple of days.

This causes a bunch of crazy planning to ensue. Romeo goes to Mantua and Juliet finds some sleeping potion that will make her appear as dead, must have been Ambien. So Juliet takes this potion and everybody thinks she is dead. Romeo comes back and also thinks she is dead because there were some wires crossed. He kills himself with some poison. Juliet wakes up and stabs herself with a knife. What a stupid teenager thing to do. After this, the two families make up with a scene that belongs in a corny Hallmark movie.

What I liked:  I like that Romeo and Juliet is a fairly short piece.

What I didn’t like: Let me explain something, teenagers are stupid. I’ve said it before and I will say it many more times. It’s not that I hate teenagers, because I don’t, it’s a scientific fact. Teenager brains aren’t developed enough to handle all the things going on with their bodies and their world at the same time. Because of this fact, teenagers do really stupid things. The part of their brain that says, “Hey this is probably a stupid idea. If you try to catapult yourself with this homemade device you’re just going to end up in a neck brace for six weeks,” doesn’t work yet, or rather, it doesn’t work fully. That’s exactly how Shakespeare, or whomever, came to write this tragedy about teenagers. See, teenagers were stupid, even back then. People have known this for a long time. If Shakespeare had written this about two thirty-somethings he wouldn’t have gotten the same amount of praise for this story. People would be obliged to feel sorry for two idiot teenagers who committed suicide over puppy love.

I don’t find Romeo and Juliet particularly romantic. It’s a story that has existed a long time. It existed way before Shakespeare ever put a quill to a piece of parchment. Romeo and Juliet stories are played out throughout the world constantly. The area where I grew up had its own Romeo and Juliet story, but it was about Sautee and Nacoochee. They both jumped off of Mount Yonah when their feuding tribes said they couldn’t be together. Does that sound familiar? I believe it does. They were supposedly buried in the Sautee Nacoochee Indian Mound.

It’s not romantic. It’s stupid. I read this and I thought, “What a couple of idiots.” You don’t know anything when you’re fourteen years old. Everyone is stupid at fourteen, everyone. I was stupid when I was fourteen, you were stupid when you were fourteen. I look back every year of my life and think, “Boy, I sure was stupid last year.” When I look all the way back to age fourteen I think, “Whoa, I was really stupid back then.” Seriously, it’s not like you can’t find another man to marry. In fact, Juliet had another guy offering to marry her right there. From how the women in the story talked, he was actually kind of a catch. Sure, I guess it would be sad if your boyfriend committed suicide, but you have to move on, that doesn’t mean you jump off of a bridge after him. If he’s sissy enough to kill himself over something so trivial, then you probably didn’t need him anyway. What would’ve have happened if you had married him, had five kids, and then he lost his job? Where would you be? If he was going to pieces over being banished and then being hasty about things, where would you be with those five kids several years down the line? Think about it. You would probably be out in the gutter because Romeo had a nervous breakdown and jumped off a bridge leaving you with five kids to feed all by yourself.

Romeo was not this noble man to fight for and pine over. Juliet was a spoiled teenage girl, who was probably used to getting her way in everything. I guess they deserved each other.

I am not into reading plays or prose. I’ve actually tried to read the Illiad and I’ve never gotten very far. I am so glad it is not the fashion to write in prose these days.